I’m 23 years old male, and I don’t really know why but I look like 14-15 years old (teen from the eyes of this lady you will read about later).
I’m a police officer in Bulgaria (this will be important later)
STORY GUIDE: OP – Me, K – Karen, PH – Poor Husband, Dean – Police officer 1, John – Police officer 2, Stephen – Police officer 3, CCG – Cool Cashier Girl
STORY: I work as police officer, but today I had day off and I just went at the local supermarket for some 3 minute cook noodles, milk and cereal (because in my days off I mostly play video games and eat junk food), so when I was near the fridge I just heard one voice like extremely cheap vacuum cleaner behind me and the conversation went like this:
K – “Eeeeexcuusee meee!” I turned around but only my right side was exposed (this also will be important later):
OP – “Yes, ma’am?”
K – “Don’t call me ma’am, and I want you to tell me where is the bath products section!”
OP – “First – sorry, you seem much older than me, so I thought it will be on place here, second – I don’t know where is that section, ask someone from the staff, and third – I don’t like the tone you are talking to me with and I ant you to leave me alone!” and I turned away to keep completing my mission to get the god damn milk, and this bitch just came by me, pulled me up and yanked me to face her, but then she looked down (and she actally saw my holster with the weapon in it (for these who understand from weapons it is Glock 19 Gen 4)) and tried to say something but she just said:
K – “Eergh-” and she walked away, also pulled her phone out and started calling, but that’s non of my business so I didn’t mind it. I continued my shopping (that was all just milk cereal and noodles) and when I went to the CCG to pay my stuff and leave and you think that will be the end (not of course, you saw he story guide), but no, ooh boy when I navigated to the exit, 3 police guys shouted to me:
One of them – “Hands up and on your knees or we’ll shoot!” But 2 of them actually recognised me, because we were from one department and they pat their guns down and I shown the the police badge so they stopped and asked why am I here waiving my weapon and commiting a crime and I made “WHAT THE FUCK” expression, and they explained to me that there was armed robbery here and I noticed that this woman from earlier it is behind them and yelled “Why did you stop? Arrest him NOW!”, they turned around and said: “We stopped because whoever called gave us false info and he/she will be arrested!”. In this moment a car stopped behind her and PH entered the game:
“You called because you said that you are getting a dumb teenager arrested! Please just tell me that you didn’t call false signal to 112 AGAIN, because if you did I will be divorcing you!”
CCB – “So you called the cops and told them, this gentleman is robbing the store, didn’t you?” She went red as fire truck:
K – “You morons ruined it and now I’LL be facing the law, not this idiotic, rude teenager!”
I went to her and showed her the police badge – she went white as blank exactly like how she’d turn red 2 minutes ago:
OP (with big smile on my face) – “Miss, you are under arrest for misusing 112, giving false info and swearing at a police officer!”
Her husband said:
PH – “You will be fixing your life by yourself. I will send you the divorce documents to your jail cell!” My colleagues drove her to the station, and I don’t know what happened to her but for these crimes, the minimum she got is 18 months in prison and fee, but I don’t even care now. They didn’t sue her husband, he divorced her and for protocol I have legal document that says I can carry my sidearm when I’m off duty for self-defense so she couldn’t do anything to me.
BTW I think this is like a colab between IDWHL, entitled people (Karens), and some kind of revenge
Non-important edit: That was all on Bulgarian but I translated it to be understandable.