So this wont be long but im on mobile so sorry for format and all that stuff..
The other week i had gone to a local store thats like a walmart but its not a franchise, its just one giant super market thats owned locally and this happened in canada.
Im a younger guy and there was a woman with her 3 small kids behind me this is M, she had karen hair but i hadnt really noticed because her mask has a cool moose logo on it and because its just natural instinct here i grabbed the front door handle and held it open for her. (a common act of courtesy here)
There was an overweight woman in a goddamn cowboy hat bigger then texas full on sprinting towards the door from across the parking lot screaming at me to wait and i kinda just sat there like wtf.. She went in and i just sat there for a second not understanding what happened. This woman is K for karen.
Anyways i go ahead and do my shopping and the woman and her kids came up to me and M started to chat with me. Karen comes over to me and says
“hey you, you work here where is the milk,” yeah seems like a reasonable thing to ask someone and she seemed snobby but not anything i caught on to. I just told her where the milk was and me and M laughed when K left, the employees here wore a apron with their names embroidered on the chest and i was in full camoflauge and muddy boots.
Me and the M ended up having a really good conversation, her boyfriend apparently left her and their kids a few years ago and we just talked for a good 45 minutes while we shopped before k came back over.
“I want to speak to your manager! You have been harrassing this girl and her children,” i was again dumb founded like what?
“good luck finding my manager he dont work here,” i tell her. I thought she would go full karen but she actually stopped for a second and noticed what i was wearing. Thats when M chimes in and says
“can you leave us alone please,” and k now defeated slumped away. I have no clue what this lady thought she was doing or was going to accomplish at all but i fear for when she becomes a full karen.
Me and M exchanged phone numbers before heading our seperate ways and have since been talking about going out.
Edit 1: named the two women to make more sense
Tl;dr woman randomly said i was harrassing a girl after i helped her twice. The girl gave me her number.
Update 1: ok in the last 12 hours this blew up so i thought id give a small update me and M had dinner with her kids (global situation made us both not want to go out) and it went well EXCEPT!!! When i stopped at the good local super market to get some indgriedients for something that isnt sad single man food guess who was there. Cowboy hat karen. She didnt notice me at all but it was definately her. At dinner i found out karen is actually M’s older cousin and unfortunatly karen had just told M she thought i was ‘cute’ so the comments ended up being right… The karen liked me and i feel disgusting. Will update in 1 year..